We had a pretty good system going. We divided our loot into four piles:
- Yucky stuff
Scratch everything I wrote up top. THIS was my favourite pile. Rockets, Nerds, gum, Popeye cigarette sticks, juice, ring-pops, and the list goes on forever. This is the pile you drag around everywhere you go, the one you scoop from when in a hurry for school. This is also the pile you can lie about because the pieces are so small. "I swear mom, the pile was HALF the size. I didn't eat everything last night, I promise!"
Apples, and shit. You know, the stuff your nightmares are created from. Who the fuck gives a child an apple for Halloween? Go vegan your own children!
|If apples were given like this, I wouldn't have complained!|
What was your system? Favourite Candy?
Candles are out,