So Thursday was the premiere of Jersey Shore in Italy. The trashy Guidos and Guidettes headed to their "home" country to wreck even more havoc and shlump their reputation to a new low. Who doesn't want to witness that??
Except that didn't happen. The premiere episode was kind of a snooze off and at one point, I contemplated switching the channel. Thank God I didn't because I got to witness the preview for the upcoming season and it. looks. epic.
If you have missed the first three seasons of MTV's most watched reality series, then drop the GTL and stream that shit. You seriously don't know what you're missing!!
Like these moments:
Snooki gets smacked, not smooshed
Deena AKA the hamster hams it up New Joisy style on Ellen
Sam and Ron fighting. It's the norm, not the exception. And they're drunk idiots.
And then the whole house ignites sometimes. just sometimes.
The most notable star of this show has to be Snooki with her hilarious comments such as:
"Italy's like that big country.
"I’m not trashy, unless I drink too much"
Basically, you have to watch this show. No other option. Sorry.
Candles are out,