Since my birthday is coming up soon - April 22nd - I figure I'd have some fun and share my bday list. Who doesn't like asking for presents? This will be a piece of cake! (get it...cake...birthday...)
MY BIRTHDAY LIST
10. A Horse - Not because I want one but it seems mandatory
9. Home Gym
8. The Harry Potter DVD Collection!
7. Lana Del Rey Private Concert
6. A GOOD Kettle. One that doesn't chip, leak, or conspire to set your house on fire each and every time you use the goddamn wretched thing!!!!
5. A Lifetime Supply of Cheese Curds
4. A Meeting with Stephen King
3. A Clone of Myself. He does the working.
2. $50 Million Dollars
1. A Fucking Vaccum that Actually Vaccums.
If only I could get half of that list including #2, I'd be happy!
Candles are out,
Eleven's Ink
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